Life Lessons of a Natural Blonde!

 

 

 

My roots don't lie, y'all. It's all natural! Being a blonde is a lot of fun (Just ask Marilyn Monroe! And, no we are not related!) But we do get a bad rep sometimes. Maybe some of it is deserved...! I thought I would share a few words of wisdom that I have learned as a natural blonde. Some thoughts are more serious than others, so sit back and don't look for a common thread. After all, these are the ramblings of a true blonde!

 

 

 

 

1. Be yourself. Own who you are.
2. Don't take life too seriously. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're setting yourself up for trouble. Things happen. How you look at it is your decision.
3. Look for the positive in all things. It is there if you will just look.
4. Don't rush and never settle. If it's God's will, it will be.
5. Accept constructive criticism as it comes, but consider all opinions wisely.
6. If you don't want people to know about it, don't do it!
7. Never Google your ailments.
8. Listen to your Daddy. He's usually right. (Yes, Daddy I admit that you are 99% right about things. Except the whole red suspenders thing...Embarrasses me to death!)
9. Don't take Facebook quizzes too seriously. I am "a male, mid-50s with a purple aura and my Disney princess soul-sister is Mulan". Huh?
10. Wear your seatbelt.
11. Manage your stress before it manages you. (That was wise, wasn't it? Grin.)
12. Listen to your body. But don't Google what it tells you!
13. Follow the directions on your prescription. Trust me on this one...!
14. Look both ways before you cross the street. You never know when a Mustang will come over the hill at 60 miles an hour while you are in the middle of the road... Again, trust me on this one!
15. No tanning. I didn't get this pale by laying in the sun.

    
16. Make home your home. It is your safe space where you can be creative, relaxed and just you. If you want to lose the bra - or your pants - by all means. Just get it together before I get there!
17. Pay off your debt. Even this blonde knows that credit cards can be the devil!
18. No smoking. At least around me.
19. Make sure the glass door is open before you go running through it...!

    
20. Take care of your skin. (See number 11.)
21. Schedule time each day to do nothing.
22. Dogs are your best friends.

    
23. Go to church as often as possible. (Yes, there can be a few hypocrites there, but I can't imagine a better place for them. I hate that excuse!)

 

Well, there you have it! Life lessons from a true blonde. Maybe we know a thing or two after all! We aren't that out there are we? I saw this on Pinterest and it describes me exactly. Applications are now being accepted for the man who meets these requirements!